The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.
The Misheard: If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle and a pan
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I guess it rains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: "nothin' but an animal"
The Misheard: "I've been bitin' on a bowl"
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Real Lyric: Funk foul brother.
The Misheard: Funky ol' rubber.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue, da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da
The Misheard: I'm blue I believe I can fly I'm the man with the tie I can sing if I try
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Real Lyric: with the birds i'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: with the birds in the shed its a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Is this burning An Eternal Flame
The Misheard: Is this burning, Andy Turner Flame
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass but watch yourself Shake ya ass show me what your workin with
The Misheard: take a bath wash yourself take a bath show me what your dirty with
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Real Lyric: landmine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hearing....
The Misheard: landmine has taken my sight, taken my speech, taken my hair and....
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Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to be defeated. Showin' how funky strong is your fight, It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
The Misheard: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it! No one wants to beat it, beat it. Wrong is ma rocka, wrong is ma fight. It doesn't matter who's wrong or right!
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