The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: A Philly woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: They stabbed it with their steely knive but they just can't kill the beast.
The Misheard: ... but they just can't kill the geese.
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Real Lyric: its not fair, to remind me, of the cross i bear when you came to me
The Misheard: its not fair, to remind me, of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
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Real Lyric: Flowers, Cards and Candy
The Misheard: Flowers, cotton candy
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Real Lyric: So don't debate, a player straight
The Misheard: Don't eat paste, play it safe
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Real Lyric: You must understand, that the touch of your hand makes my pulse react.
The Misheard: You must understand, that the touch of your hand makes my bowels react.
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Real Lyric: Islands in the stream
The Misheard: Islands in the street
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Real Lyric: All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: All the boys think she's this facist gal, Bette Davis eyes
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Real Lyric: If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.
The Misheard: If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle and a pan
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I guess it rains down in Africa
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