The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's the stuff that dreams are made of It's the slow and steady fire It's the stuff that dreams are made of It's your heart and soul's desire It's the stuff that dreams are made of
The Misheard: It's the stuff wet dreams are made of It's the slow and steady grind It's the stuff wet dreams are made of It's your heart and soul's desire It's the stuff wet dreams are made of
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Real Lyric: You don't need a penny, just to hang around...
The Misheard: You don't need a pinhead, just to hang around...
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Real Lyric: I don't live, I inhale...
The Misheard: I don't live, I am gay....
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Real Lyric: Her lips are devil red
The Misheard: Her lips are devil rays
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Real Lyric: Blood loss in a bathroom stall.
The Misheard: Got lost in a bathroom stall
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Real Lyric: Back on Earth
The Misheard: Pickled love
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Real Lyric: you... shook me all night long
The Misheard: ooooh... she'll be alright now
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Real Lyric: a big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: a green grasshopper's got a red asshole
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Real Lyric: hey teachers leave them kids alown
The Misheard: hey preachers leave them nuns alown
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Real Lyric: Stuck inside these four walls...
The Misheard: Stuck inside these phone bones
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