The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
The Misheard: She'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the keebler away
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Real Lyric: You make me wanna throw my pager out the window
The Misheard: You make me wanna throw myself out the window
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Real Lyric: crawling in my skin, these wounds, they will not heal..
The Misheard: The corporation blew Saddam But I know where Mr Business Man (*and then later*) Your prestige - she's clear as day But I can say the silly b***h is here to stay
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Real Lyric: ...through constant pain, disgrace...
The Misheard: ...through constipation, grace...
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Real Lyric: Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane
The Misheard: Little titties On Jack's Diane
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Real Lyric: Instant karma's gonna get you
The Misheard: Helicopter's gonna get you
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Real Lyric: Eye Of The Tiger
The Misheard: I Own A Tiger
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Real Lyric: With you in that dress, my thoughts I confess Verge on dirty ...... Ah, come on Eileen!
The Misheard: Look at that dress, I swear, what a mess, It's so dirty.... Oh, come on Eileen
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready, for this jelly.
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready, you're a yeti.
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Real Lyric: Go on, go on, go on, and leave me breathless.
The Misheard: Go on, go on, go on, and leave me breastless.
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