The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "You drive me crazy, I just can't see..."
The Misheard: "You make me lazy, I just can't sleep..."
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Real Lyric: My sacrifice
The Misheard: My sacs of lice
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Real Lyric: Gloria in excelsis deo
The Misheard: an egg shell sees day-o
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Real Lyric: Simply Irresistable
The Misheard: Sucking on my testicle
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Real Lyric: And the sun came up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: And the sun came up over California Bondai
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: I said guys I'm like you, I like Monster Trucks too
The Misheard: I said guys I'm like you, I like mustard on stew
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Real Lyric: I am the lord of the dance, said he
The Misheard: I am the lord of your dad's settee.
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Real Lyric: She'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the T-bird away.
The Misheard: She'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the keebler away
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Real Lyric: You make me wanna throw my pager out the window
The Misheard: You make me wanna throw myself out the window
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