The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: we'd like to know more about you for our files (i think)
The Misheard: we'd like to know more about your four-oh-fives
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Real Lyric: a distant ship, smoke on the horizon
The Misheard: a distant ship's mark on the horizon
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Video Rental Van
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Real Lyric: Ebony and Ivory
The Misheard: On the beach and by the reef
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Real Lyric: free your lady marmalade
The Misheard: leave your dirty mama alone
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage
The Misheard: Spiders in rain, I am still just a rat in a cage
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown, and the sky is gray
The Misheard: all her teeth are brown, and this guy is gay
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Real Lyric: Lay Down Sally, no need to leave so soon I've been trying all night long just to talk to you
The Misheard: Way Down South, no need to eat a spoon I've been trying all night long just to talk to poo
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise...
The Misheard: Eight pair of guys...
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Real Lyric: "The newspaper said she's gone to his head. They look just like two gurus in drag."
The Misheard: "The newspaper said she's gone to his head. They look just like two poodles in drag."
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