The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And I saw her face, now Im a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
The Misheard: And I saw my face, now im an old geser. Not trace of youth in my face.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the burnin' shed it's a lonely view.
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Real Lyric: huntin' the horny back toad..
The Misheard: huntin' the hunted like trout...
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Real Lyric: Parsley, sage , rosemary and thyme
The Misheard: Partly shaved Rosemary in time
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Real Lyric: Lucky you were born that far away so/ we could both make fun of distance/ Lucky that I love a foreign land for/ the lucky fact of your existance.
The Misheard: Lucky you're a boar, go back away so/ we could both make fun of distance/ Lucky that I love at 4 'o clock for/ the lucky fact of your existance.
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Real Lyric: Danced with Peggy Sue, tried Betty Lou but I knew she wouldn't do...
The Misheard: Screwed Peggy Sue, screwed Peggy Sue, but I knew she wouldn't do...
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera.
The Misheard: one karamela, i eat-a one karamela
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Real Lyric: shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, now!
The Misheard: shaka kahn, shaka kahn, shaka kahn, shaka kahn, now!
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Real Lyric: Denie your maker
The Misheard: Then now we'll make her
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Real Lyric: secret agent man
The Misheard: secret aging man
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