The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Baby darlin', she's so splendid. You had a busy day today.
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Real Lyric: the silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload.
The Misheard: Silicone tits inside her bed gets ditched to overload
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes...
The Misheard: She's got better days for size...
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Real Lyric: I'm all out of faith. This is how I feel.
The Misheard: I'm all out of shape. This is how I peel.
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Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I've got a new complaint.
The Misheard: Hey, Wayne, brother I feel your pain.
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Real Lyric: The Beautiful People
The Misheard: The beautiful meatloaf.
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Real Lyric: for which it stands
The Misheard: for witches' stamps
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Real Lyric: Shock the monkey
The Misheard: .chuck the monkey..
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas, risin' up through the air...
The Misheard: Warm smell of clitoris, risin up through her hair...
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Real Lyric: Papa dont preach ive been losing sleep but ive made up my mind im keeping my baby im gonna keep my baby
The Misheard: Papa dont preach ive been losing sleep but ive made up my hind im keeping my baby im gonna keep it maybe
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