The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The car I'm driving I bought it...cause I depend on me.
The Misheard: The car I'm driving Alf Garnett...cause I depend on meat.
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in class today
The Misheard: Jeremy's broken glass today
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Real Lyric: Flowers, cards, and candy i knew i just called cause i
The Misheard: Flowers carved in candy ew, i just called
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a baboon on the right
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime. Played it till my fingers bled.
The Misheard: Got my first real sex dream, boy it was fine at the time. Played it till my thing went red.
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Real Lyric: I want to live like an animal careless and free like an animal
The Misheard: I want to live like a cannibal careless and free eating cannonballs
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Real Lyric: Video killed the radio star
The Misheard: Billy the Kid's a radio star.
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Real Lyric: Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up
The Misheard: Put the lime in the coconut, shake it all up
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Baby darlin', she's so splendid. You had a busy day today.
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Real Lyric: the silicon chip inside her head gets switched to overload.
The Misheard: Silicone tits inside her bed gets ditched to overload
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