The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Im gunna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry. Stop pointing fingers, the blame is on me.
The Misheard: I'm gunna swallow my bride, say it slowly. Choke on her fingers, the blame is on me.
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Real Lyric: Oh, and the good times start and end Without dollar one to spend
The Misheard: Oh and the good times start and end Without olives on his head
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Real Lyric: I felt the hate rise up in me, Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves. I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell I wait and bleed.
The Misheard: I felt the air rise up in me, Kneel down in Claire: the Stone of Leaves. I want to know why you can't see, Inside the shell I wait and bleed.
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your Pygmies I've got my hash pipe
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the birds of shale it's a "long live you"
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves...
The Misheard: GMCs and Streisand thieves...
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Real Lyric: Ginger Rogers, dance on air
The Misheard: Gingivitis gets on hair
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Real Lyric: I read the news today, oh boy
The Misheard: I killed the newspaper boy
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street ..
The Misheard: Ewoks Rolling Down the street ..
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Real Lyric: soy un perdedor
The Misheard: sword over Benidorm
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