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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Wait and Bleed

    Real Lyric: I felt the hate rise up in me, Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves. I wander out where you can't see Inside my shell I wait and bleed.

    The Misheard: I felt the air rise up in me, Kneel down in Claire: the Stone of Leaves. I want to know why you can't see, Inside the shell I wait and bleed.

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    Artist: Weezer

    Song: Hash Pipe

    Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe

    The Misheard: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your Pygmies I've got my hash pipe

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view

    The Misheard: With the birds of shale it's a "long live you"

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    Artist: Cher

    Song: Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves

    Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves...

    The Misheard: GMCs and Streisand thieves...

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Vogue

    Real Lyric: Ginger Rogers, dance on air

    The Misheard: Gingivitis gets on hair

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: A Day in the Life

    Real Lyric: I read the news today, oh boy

    The Misheard: I killed the newspaper boy

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street ..

    The Misheard: Ewoks Rolling Down the street ..

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: soy un perdedor

    The Misheard: sword over Benidorm

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    Artist: P.O.D.

    Song: Youth of the Nation

    Real Lyric: we are we are youth of the nation

    The Misheard: we are we are the new domination

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    Artist: Steely Dan

    Song: Reelin' In The Years

    Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years Stowin' away the time Are you gatherin' up the tears Have you had enough of mine

    The Misheard: Are you reelin' in the yeast Stowin' away the thyme Are you gatherin' up the cheese Have you had enough of mine

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