The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: May your hope give us hope
The Misheard: Lay your Pope in the snow.
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Real Lyric: Sanitarium..... leave me be...... just leava me alone
The Misheard: sanitarium... i will buy... cornflakes and allbran
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Real Lyric: remember when i moved in you, and the holy dove was moving too
The Misheard: remember when i moved in you, and the moldy door was moving too
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Real Lyric: da ba dee da ba dai
The Misheard: i've od'd i will die
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
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Real Lyric: Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby Rock the boat Don't tip the boat over
The Misheard: Rockable, I'm a rockable baby Rockable, I'm a trickable woman
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Real Lyric: You've got to give the other fella hell
The Misheard: You've got to give the other man a hand
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Real Lyric: You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
The Misheard: You can brush my hair, or feed me to a bear
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Real Lyric: Im gunna swallow my pride, say I'm sorry. Stop pointing fingers, the blame is on me.
The Misheard: I'm gunna swallow my bride, say it slowly. Choke on her fingers, the blame is on me.
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Real Lyric: Oh, and the good times start and end Without dollar one to spend
The Misheard: Oh and the good times start and end Without olives on his head
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