The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Destroy the spineless, show me it's real
The Misheard: Just what this pine is? Tell me it's real
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Real Lyric: I know I should've fought it
The Misheard: I know I should've farted
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Real Lyric: Your Auntie Griselda
The Misheard: Er, my teacher, Zelda
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Real Lyric: I'm a f**king monster
The Misheard: I f**king love salt
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Real Lyric: You are nothing but a style, I wish I could believe that lie
The Misheard: You are nothing but a smile, RELISH, I could bully that fly
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me close oh Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: sons of vengeance can you rescue me
The Misheard: sons of vengeance got a new SUV
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Real Lyric: Oh don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
The Misheard: Oh don't mind me, I'm watching YouTube from the closet
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Real Lyric: Dream weaver
The Misheard: chained beaver
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Real Lyric: Cause I am capable of anything
The Misheard: And I will keep a bowl of anything
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