The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you make me higher? To a place where old men scream?
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Real Lyric: O tannenbaum, o tannenbaum
The Misheard: O tanning balls, O tanning balls OR Oh tennis balls, oh tennis balls
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Real Lyric: I thought I was the bally table king
The Misheard: I thought I won, nobody tangos me.
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Real Lyric: Put away the crack before the crack puts you away. You gotta be there when your baby's old enough to relate.
The Misheard: Put away the crack before the crack puts you away. You gotta be there when your baby's old enough to get laid.
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends Make it last forever
The Misheard: If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my friends Making love forever
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Real Lyric: Do what I dare, color my hair.
The Misheard: Do what you dare, come in my hair.
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves me this I know, For the bible tells me so, Little ones to him belong, they are weak but he is strong. Yes Jesus loves me, Yes Jesus loves me, Yes Jesus loves me, The bible tells me so
The Misheard: Seizures love me this I show, For the table tells me to, Little tons to him belong, they are freaks but he is strong. Yay, Cheese is yummy, Yay, in my tummy Yay, Cheese is yummy. The table tells me so.
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible Belt come down and save my soul.
The Misheard: Let the bottle bounce, come and save my soul.
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the Mamba
The Misheard: Mark Holy plays the number
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Real Lyric: Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken, your best friend always sticking up for you, even when I know you're wrong can you imagine no first dance freeze-dried romance five-hour phone conversation
The Misheard: Can you imagine your love fried, deep fried chicken, your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong can you imagine your perchance freeze-dried romance dial out a phone conversation
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