The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 24451 thru 24460 of 54134
Real Lyric: I don't need your war machines. I don't need your ghetto scenes.
The Misheard: I don't need your war machines. I don't need no death-toe sheen.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon...
The Misheard: Little boy looked at the Man in the Moon...
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Love in an elevator
The Misheard: Lovin' an alligator
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Clean shirt, new shoes...
The Misheard: Green shirt, blue shoes...
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: oooh rub that smooth skin
The Misheard: ooooh rumplestiltskin
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Free free set them free
The Misheard: Dream Dream Sex bound Dream
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I am the eggman
The Misheard: I am a gay man
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hey now, you're an all-star. Get your game on. Go play. Hey now, you're a rock star. Get the show on. Get paid. And all that glitters is gold. Only shootin' stars break the mold.
The Misheard: Hey now your'e a rock star get your s**t on. Go play Hey now you're a rockstar. Get hte show on. Get paid. Always do as you're told. Only those from Mars get their gold.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Shake ya ass, but watch yourself. Shake ya ass, show me what your working with.
The Misheard: shave ya ass but wash yourself shave ya ass show me what ur washing with
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Now Paul is a real estate novelist
The Misheard: Now Paul is a realiste* novelist
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.