The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock and sweet you roll
The Misheard: Sweet like honey to my soul sweat chew rock and sweat chew roll
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Real Lyric: Something takes a part of me. You and I were meant to be. a cheap f**k for me to lay. Something takes a part of me
The Misheard: Something takes a part of me. You and I were meant to be. I cheat, but for me to lay. Something takes a part of me
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Real Lyric: Ah Push it
The Misheard: Ah Bulls**t
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Real Lyric: Strike the pose
The Misheard: strike the post
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Real Lyric: My buddies and me are gettin real well known Yeah the bad guys know us and they leave us alone
The Misheard: My buddies and me are getting real well known Yeah, the dead guys know us and they leave us at home
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not near
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Real Lyric: Like a hobo I was born to walk alone.
The Misheard: Like a homo I was born to walk alone.
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen. I've had a busy day today.
The Misheard: Baby darlin', she's so simperin' 'n' gettin' better day to day
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas, rising up though the air.
The Misheard: Warm smell of clitorous, rising up through the air.
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Real Lyric: I'm the b**th you hated, filth infatuated.
The Misheard: I'm the ditch belated, filth and flatulation.
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