The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She loves horses and America Too
The Misheard: She loves war scenes and America too
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains.
The Misheard: Thank for my breasts they're small and humble, And you can't confuse them with mutton.
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
The Misheard: Take me down to the big bad city where the grass is clean and the girl are pretty.
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Real Lyric: Jump Jive and Wail
The Misheard: Drunk Drivin WHALE.....
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and there Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Thirty Days in a Thinder Jeep
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Real Lyric: Left my baby and I feel so bad guess my race is run She's the best girl that I ever had I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: Left my baby and I feel so bad kissed my racist mom She's the best girl that I ever had I fought the law and the law won
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Real Lyric: Her lips are devil red
The Misheard: her lips are tampon red
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Real Lyric: Right about now, Funk soul Brother
The Misheard: Right about now, the funk's your brother
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Real Lyric: Vile instincts often candid
The Misheard: violence stinks of tin candy
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the sassy lady
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