The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't go out tonight for it's bound to take your life, there's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: Don't go out tonight for he's bound to take your knife, there's a bathroom on your right.
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Real Lyric: I staggered back to the underground And the breeze blew back my hair I remember throwin' punches around And preachin' from my chair
The Misheard: I stammered back to the swimming ground, and the breeze blew back my share I remember screwring bunnies around, and screechin from my hair
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Real Lyric: Daniel, you're a star In the face of the sky
The Misheard: Daniel, you're a star In a fateful disguise
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a Polariod picture
The Misheard: Shak it like a Polaoid pitcher
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Real Lyric: Jeremy spoke in
The Misheard: Jeremy's smokin'
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Real Lyric: Evil Woman
The Misheard: Believe A Woman
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Real Lyric: "Annie are you ok? Annie are you ok? Are you ok Annie?"
The Misheard: "Billie wants a cupcake, Billie wants a cupcake, how 'bout a cupcake Billie?"
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Real Lyric: She was a beauty, a sweet, sweet beauty A sweet, sweet beauty but stone, stone cold.
The Misheard: She was a bluejay, a sweet, sweet bluejay. A sweet, sweet bluejay but stone, stone cold.
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Real Lyric: You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car good night C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
The Misheard: You make me take off my clother before you let me come in I can't believe you sick your c**k goodnight C'mon baby you must be jerkin' it right?!
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: my boyfriend thought it was "Had Enough"
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