The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old Chad on a Rhino
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Real Lyric: Why would you wish that on me, I never wanna act my age
The Misheard: While the jew goes down on me, I never wanna act my age
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So, you're a predator?
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: All of tuxedoes
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Real Lyric: and i started to dream
The Misheard: and i started to drink
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust.
The Misheard: A number one box of dust.
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Real Lyric: Goin down the old mine with a transistor radio
The Misheard: gunnin down the old man with a transistor radio
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Real Lyric: Too much television watching's got me chasing dreams
The Misheard: Too much television watching's got me chasing trees
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Real Lyric: i fall on the floor and i'm laughing
The Misheard: i thought i'd be bored and unhappy
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds, done dirt cheep.
The Misheard: dirty knees, dunder jeep.
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