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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Pearl Necklace

    Real Lyric: She wants a pearl necklace.

    The Misheard: She wants a pair of neckrests.

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    Artist: 98 Degrees

    Song: I Do (Cherish You)

    Real Lyric: Everynight I pray, on bended knee...

    The Misheard: Everynight I pray, abandon me...

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: With the lighs out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us

    The Misheard: With the lights out at the station We're Nirvana, eat potatoes!

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    Artist: Celine Dion

    Song: My Heart Will Go On

    Real Lyric: The Heart Will Go On.

    The Misheard: The Hot-Dogs Go On.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Cecilia

    Real Lyric: You're shaking my confidence daily

    The Misheard: You're shaking my carpet and sailing

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    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)

    Real Lyric: hop it down with the edge of my hand

    The Misheard: chop it down whith a hedge in my hand

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    Artist: Grateful Dead

    Song: Truckin'

    Real Lyric: Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on main street

    The Misheard: Alice and me and I'm Flashing my keys out on main street

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    Artist: Neil Diamond

    Song: Forever In Blue Jeans

    Real Lyric: >>>Forever in Bluejeans

    The Misheard: >>>A Reverend in Bluejeans

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Respect

    Real Lyric: r-e-s-p-e-c-t find out what it means to mean r-e-s-p-e-c-t take car of tcb

    The Misheard: r-e-s-p-e-c-t find out what he means to me r-e-s-p-e-c-t take out the e-c-t

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: Hey where did we go...

    The Misheard: Hey there amigo....

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