The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: she's five foot ten a catsuit and bambi eyes
The Misheard: she's five foot ten a tracksuit and bandy eyes
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Real Lyric: Dust in the Wind
The Misheard: Ducks in the Wind...actually this is how the band members of "Kansas" refered to the song.
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Real Lyric: Baby, I was cruel.
The Misheard: Baby, I wanna screw.
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Real Lyric: Now that you're gone All that's left is a band of gold All that's left of the dream I hold Is a band of gold
The Misheard: Now that you're gone All that you left me was a band of goats All that's left is my cream and oats And a band of goats
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Real Lyric: "There has got to be something better than in the middle"
The Misheard: "There has got to be somthing better than heavy metal"
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Real Lyric: uh uh uh uh Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive!
The Misheard: uh uh uh uh Table Five, Table Five!
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Real Lyric: ...with money on my mind...
The Misheard: ...with my knee on my mind...
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Real Lyric: When I pressed her for a reason She refused to even answer
The Misheard: When I pressed her for a reason She refused to weave an answer
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
The Misheard: A tongue grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen, you had a busy day today.
The Misheard: lay me down in sheets and land me, had to pay the bills today.
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