The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: rocket man, barely on his fields of avalon
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner, Out in the street Playing with the poor boys again bang their nickles, can't be beat.
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Real Lyric: No woman no cry
The Misheard: No woman no prob
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Real Lyric: Am i the cop or am i the one that's really dangerous
The Misheard: Am i the contour line and are you really dangerous
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man- I'm not a machine
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry, I apologise a trillion times
The Misheard: Never meant to make your daughter cry, I apologise a cherry pie
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like Medusa In the middle of the night
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Real Lyric: I smell sex and candy, yeah..
The Misheard: (my daughter heard and sang) I smell sex and candied yams !
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Real Lyric: That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes and aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
The Misheard: That's great, it starts with an earthquake, first it snags and aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is not a brain.
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Real Lyric: When the lights come up in this black hole town
The Misheard: When the lights come up in this Black Hawk Down
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