The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, Your scarf, it was apricot. You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
The Misheard: Your hat strategically dipped below one eye, Your scarlet, it was Africa. You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself go-o hot.
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Real Lyric: Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? Beyonce, can you handle this?
The Misheard: Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? Fiance, can you handle this?
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Real Lyric: "He can't be a man 'cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me."
The Misheard: "He can't be a man 'cause he does not smoke, or sink cigarettes in pee."
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Real Lyric: Imagination, Life is your Creation
The Misheard: United Nations! That is your creation.
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Real Lyric: You're like a first morning dew
The Misheard: You're like a penguin in glue
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, But I get up again you're never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: I get no time, but I'd da da da da you're never gonna keep me now
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Real Lyric: Got my head checked, by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: got my head checked, by aunt jemima
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Real Lyric: I hear echos in my head
The Misheard: I have pickles in my hair
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Real Lyric: She's got the way to move me, Cherry
The Misheard: She's got the wedding movement, Sharon.
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Real Lyric: with the birds ill share this lonely view
The Misheard: the birds in the shed are lonely too
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