The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't you queer on me pinch!
The Misheard: Don't you pee on me, b***h!
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Real Lyric: I'mma set it straight this Watergate
The Misheard: I'mma set it straight let's fornicate
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Real Lyric: You're an independant grown man after all
The Misheard: You're an independant Roman after all
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Real Lyric: And now we lookin like pimps
The Misheard: and now we lookin like pubes
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Real Lyric: With some luck I'll hitch a lorry or keep carrying this heavy load
The Misheard: With some luck I'll hitch a lorry f**king carrying this heavy load
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Real Lyric: Killing machine,honour in the sky,B-17 flying home.
The Misheard: Killing machine,hotdog in the sky,B-17 flying home.
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Real Lyric: Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
The Misheard: Myself fight for that white girl
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Real Lyric: Doctor My Eyes
The Misheard: Doctor my thighs
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Real Lyric: Hold back the river so I
The Misheard: Hold back the river so wide
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Real Lyric: Seventy-six trombones led the big parade With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand. They were followed by rows and rows of the finest virtuo- Sos, the cream of ev'ry famous band. Seventy-six trombones caught the morning sun With a hundred and ten cornets right behind There were more than a thousand reeds Springing up like weeds There were horns of ev'ry shape and kind. There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons Thundering, thundering all along the way. Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons, Each bassoon having its big, fat say!
The Misheard: Seventy-six trombones led the big parade With a hundred and ten cornets right behind. They were followed by rows and rows of a thousand Eskimos, Who were all of ev'ry shape and kind! There were copper bottom tympani and horse spittoons Thundering,
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