The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In the town, where I was born, lived a man who the seas and he told us of his life, in the land of submarines
The Misheard: In the town, where I was born, lived a man on LSD and he told us of his life in the sky, with jewellery
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Real Lyric: King of Kings, Lord of Lords
The Misheard: King of Pigs, and Lord of Hogs
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Real Lyric: SURE PLAYS A MEAN PINBALL.
The Misheard: SURE PLEASED TO MEET PINBALL.
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Real Lyric: dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Dean and the Dumb Thirteen
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Real Lyric: Bailamos. Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
The Misheard: By the mall. Let the river take you over by the mall.
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Real Lyric: I want a new drug
The Misheard: I want a new truck
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Real Lyric: Jesus won't you f**king whistle... Mother Mary won't you listen...
The Misheard: Jesus blows a f**king whistle... Mother Mary was a whistle...
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Real Lyric: Your scarf it was apricot
The Misheard: the topic was africa
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera
The Misheard: c**t in a mirror
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Real Lyric: I got two turn tables and a microphone
The Misheard: I got two tuned tenors and a microphone
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