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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Creed

    Song: Higher

    Real Lyric: To a place with golden streets

    The Misheard: to a place where gold is free

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: Shameless

    Real Lyric: I'm Shameless.

    The Misheard: I'm shaveless

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Bailamos

    Real Lyric: Bailamos...let the rythm take you over bailamos...

    The Misheard: Alamo...let the river take you over alamo!

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    Artist: Nine Days

    Song: Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

    Real Lyric: And while she looked so sad in photographs

    The Misheard: And as she looked so sad and pulled the grass

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Bites the dust ?????????????

    The Misheard: Feed the ducks. You're not adopted

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Crocodile Rock

    Real Lyric: Had an oboe, cello and a place of my own

    The Misheard: Had an old girl, jello and a b**th of my own

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: More Than A Woman

    Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me

    The Misheard: Automatic woman, more than a woman to me

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    Artist: Tina Turner

    Song: What's Love Got To Do With It

    Real Lyric: What's love but a second hand emotion

    The Misheard: What's love but a second hand abortion

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    Artist: Slipknot

    Song: Wait and Bleed

    Real Lyric: I've felt the hate rise up in me... Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves... I wander out where you can't see... Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

    The Misheard: I felt them Air, I stopped them move, And had a cleaver Start on this I wandered out where you can see, Inside Michelle, I Wait and Bleed

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: (You Drive Me) Crazy

    Real Lyric: You drive me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited, I'm in too deep, Whoooa crazy and it feels alright, baby thinking of you keeps me up all night

    The Misheard: You drive me crazy, my purple sheep, I'm so excited, you eat your fleece, Whooa crazy and I feel your lice, Baby kiss and hug make me feel so nice

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