The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come spit on bridges with me
The Misheard: Come spit out babies with me
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Real Lyric: A constellation of tears on your lashes Burn everything you love, then burn the ashes In the end everything collides My childhood spat back out the monster that you see
The Misheard: A count delishy no tears on your lasses Burn everything you love them burn the asses Indian everything, Collide's my child who expect the got the monster that you see
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Real Lyric: We are the ones who refuse to grow cold
The Misheard: We are the ones who refuse the bro code
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Real Lyric: I Wouldn't Do, I Wouldn't Do!
The Misheard: I Will eat you, I will eat you!
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Real Lyric: I've Been searching for a heart of gold, and I'm gettin' old.
The Misheard: I've been searching for a particle, and I'm gettin' old.
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Real Lyric: A singer in a smokey room
The Misheard: I seen her in a snooker room
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Real Lyric: If you want him to be/the very part of you/that makes you want to breathe
The Misheard: If you want him to be/the very part of you/that makes you want to breed
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Real Lyric: I have lived only half of what I am It's all clear to me now
The Misheard: I have lived only half a one night stand It's all glittery now
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Real Lyric: Why don't we do a little day drinking?
The Misheard: Why don't we do a little date raping?
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Real Lyric: Ahh, ssss, push it
The Misheard: Slime is smooshy
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