The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blue, da ba dee, da ba die
The Misheard: Blue, I'm in need of a guy
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Real Lyric: Whoa here she comes
The Misheard: Ohh, itchy bum
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Real Lyric: Ladies leave your man at home The club is full of ballas And they pockets full grown
The Misheard: Ladies leave your man at home The club is full of fathers and their c**k is full grown
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Real Lyric: Livin' in a gangstas paradise
The Misheard: Livin' in uncle Fester's panel of lies
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Real Lyric: She has electric boots and mohair suits
The Misheard: She has electric boobs and mohair pubes
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Real Lyric: it's raining men halluyah
The Misheard: israeli men halluyah
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Real Lyric: Tell me all of your secrets
The Misheard: Let me out of your suitcase
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird I wanna fly away. I don't know where my soul is. I don't know where my home is.
The Misheard: I'm like a bird I wanna fly away. I don't know where my bowl is... To make my macaroni and cheese.
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Real Lyric: Here'sto you Joe DiMaggio
The Misheard: Here's to you Joe Samaggio
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Real Lyric: All I do each night is pray
The Misheard: On a Jewish night in space
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