The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Animals and children tell the truth, they never lie
The Misheard: I don't want the children tell the truth they never liked
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Real Lyric: All the women who are independant throw your hands up at me
The Misheard: All the women who are independant throw your hands up Batman
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Real Lyric: We're coming to your town We hope you're partyin' down
The Misheard: We're coming to your town, We'll help you party down
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Real Lyric: we'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band.
The Misheard: we'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a ceiling fan.
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet it wasn't easy but nothing is
The Misheard: I got my head shaved my legs and balls shaved it wasn't easy but nothign is
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Real Lyric: Calling occupants of interplanetary craft
The Misheard: Falling underpants in interplanetary craft
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Real Lyric: Give me Two Pina Coladas
The Misheard: Give me two bean enchiladas
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Real Lyric: They were all impressed with your Halston dress
The Misheard: They were all impressed with your wholesome breasts
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Real Lyric: When Smokey sings, I hear violins
The Misheard: When I smoke incense, I feel violence!
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Real Lyric: Keep on with the force, don't stop Don't stop til you get enough
The Misheard: Keep on, we're the porn stars Don't stop til you get it on
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