The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here we are now; Entertain us
The Misheard: Look what I found; A potato
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins like fish in the sea
The Misheard: swim through your veins like piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: I try to say goodbye and i choke
The Misheard: i try a sip of wine and i choke
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
The Misheard: Til the sun comes up I'm gonna swim, look like I'm full of lard
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Real Lyric: ...this empty house seems so cold...
The Misheard: ...this In Die Hausen so cold (or "this Indie Hausen" or something like that)...
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Real Lyric: ...the one they fix...the one you'll know by
The Misheard: ...the one they picks...them on your nose by
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Real Lyric: You Are Ahead By A Century
The Misheard: You are a heterocentric
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Real Lyric: Help me Rhonda, help, help me Rhonda
The Misheard: Help me Barnages, help, help me barnages
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Real Lyric: he hit me with a surprised left, my jaw left hurting...
The Misheard: he hit me with a surprised laugh, my jaw left hurting...
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Real Lyric: I'm not big on social graces
The Misheard: I'm not big on sauce or french's
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