The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When the roll is called up yonder, I'll be there.
The Misheard: When the road is curled up under, I'll be there.
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Real Lyric: Then I trembled at the law I'd spurned
The Misheard: Then I trembled at the raw hides burned
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Real Lyric: And once we start, the meter clicks and it goes running all through the night
The Misheard: And once we start, we need the clips, and it goes squawling all through the night.
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Real Lyric: I’m on my way up, So high off life I’m floating in the clouds
The Misheard: I’m on my whale, So high off life I’m floating in the clouds
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Real Lyric: Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
The Misheard: Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty Llama.
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Real Lyric: Men and mascara always run
The Misheard: Men in mascara always run
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Real Lyric: No, I won't be no stick figure silicone barbie doll.
The Misheard: No the poopy don't stink, f**k your silicone barbie doll.
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Real Lyric: And the walls kept tumbling down In the city that we love Great clouds roll over the hills Bringing darkness from above
The Misheard: And the wolves kept tumbling down in the city that we love Great, Klaus roll over door Hell's bringing darkness from above
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Real Lyric: Don't go wasting your emotion.
The Misheard: Danke, wasting wimpy oranges.
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Real Lyric: "Child, don't let you slip away"
The Misheard: "Trying to religiously awake"
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