The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Still not sure!
The Misheard: "Reel around the Fountain, shag me on the patio, I'll take it now...oh whoa oh oh ohoh. Sixteen minutes with you and, I, I wouldn't say no, oh peole said that you were virtually dead..."
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Real Lyric: They said when Janie was arrested they found him underneth the trian.
The Misheard: They said when Janie was arrested they found him underneth a liquor tray.
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Real Lyric: I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive men weren't meant to ride with clouds between their knees.
The Misheard: I can't stand to fly I'm not that naive If men were meant to fly they'd have clouds between their knees,
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Real Lyric: The killer in me is the killer in you
The Misheard: The killer in me wears women's shoes
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning up the fields of Avalon
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Real Lyric: time grabs you by the wrist directs you where to go
The Misheard: tom grbs you by the wrist pukes on you
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Real Lyric: Warning live with out warning
The Misheard: Born and raised in California
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Real Lyric: Jesus wont you f**king whistle.
The Misheard: Cheebus dont chew ducks no grissle.
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Real Lyric: No dark sarkasm in the classroom
The Misheard: No dogs or cats are in the classroom
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Real Lyric: When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year
The Misheard: When it hasn't been your day we come up and breathe in your ear
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