The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Everywhere I look there's a dead end waiting.
The Misheard: Everywhere I look there's a Damon Wayans.
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Real Lyric: I love Rock and Roll, Put another dime in the Jukebox baby.
The Misheard: I love Sausage Rolls, Put them in your mouth and eat them baby,
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: Don't grumble I want it in the rear
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Real Lyric: I wanna know Have you ever seen the rain Coming down on a summer's day?
The Misheard: I wanna know Have you ever seen the rain Coming down Mother's Day?
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Real Lyric: Everythings Zen
The Misheard: Elvis is dead
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Little men come back
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady...
The Misheard: Boobs are going crazy...
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Real Lyric: Makin' love to his tonic and gin
The Misheard: Makin' love to his tawny cat, Jen
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Real Lyric: Hold me close, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day today
The Misheard: Im the close-up kind of dancer, count the headlights on the highway, lay me down, she so blinded, youve had a busy day today!
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Real Lyric: burning bridges up here alone
The Misheard: burning moma's shoes off ever long
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