The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So come on and fly with me as we make our great escape
The Misheard: So come on and fly with me as we make our grannies gay
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Real Lyric: We've got a right to choose it
The Misheard: We'll fight a thousand ninjas
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Real Lyric: [couldn't find the original], Juicy J's right here / Move that a$$ left and right, gon' work that
The Misheard: Dirt brain, South skin, pu$$y jeans right here / Move that a$$ like a white co-worker
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Real Lyric: Back door cracked / Now you're one of us
The Misheard: Pack your crack / Now you're one of us
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Real Lyric: Dirt and glitter cover the floor, we're pretty and sick, we're young and we're bored
The Misheard: Dirt men, glitter cover the floor, we're pretty in sack, we're young and divorced
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Real Lyric: Tonight we're taking names 'cause we don't mess around
The Misheard: Tuna, we're taking names 'cause weed don't mess around
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Real Lyric: I pull up to the house in a yellow Lamborghini
The Misheard: I pull up to the house, and the yellow llama geese
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Real Lyric: Baby!
The Misheard: May I pee?
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Real Lyric: I wanna go to far
The Misheard: I wanna go to the farm
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Real Lyric: Will I find a way? Will I find a place? Will you let me go in peace?
The Misheard: Will I find a way? Will i find a place? WIll you let me go and pee?
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