The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How could I forget I had given her an extra key.
The Misheard: How could I forget I had given her a piece of me.
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Real Lyric: I'm so horney-Thats ok my will is good
The Misheard: I'm so horney-Thats ok my Willies dead
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Real Lyric: Well I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
The Misheard: Well I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when.
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the blood I shed it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: So I called up the captain "Please bring me my wine."
The Misheard: I been downhearted, Babe. No b***hes today!
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Real Lyric: C'mon before we crack
The Misheard: "I'm on the whole-wheat crack" OR "I'm on the O. G. track"
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Real Lyric: I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins
The Misheard: I cannot believe we'd ever give forty cents
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Real Lyric: Your what?... Tin roof, rusted!
The Misheard: Your what?... Henry, Rusty!
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Real Lyric: dont u want me baby
The Misheard: dont u want tea baby
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Real Lyric: You make me feel like a natural woman
The Misheard: you make me feel like an actual mormon
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