The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"
The Misheard: I may sink a little drink and shout out "shoot the maid!"
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Real Lyric: tried peggy sue
The Misheard: dried baby shoes
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Real Lyric: My Angel is the centerfold
The Misheard: My Angel lives in Singapore
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Real Lyric: Don't go round tonight 'cause it's bound to take your life.
The Misheard: Don't go round tonight 'cause it's bound to take your dime.
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Real Lyric: Get up, come on get down with the sickness
The Misheard: Get up, ya monkey down with the sickness
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Real Lyric: It's not all that glitters is gold; 'Alf the story has never been told
The Misheard: It's not all that pizza is cold
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Real Lyric: Sweet emotion
The Misheard: Sweet Ambrosia
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Glorified virgin on a pelican.
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Real Lyric: You what?! Tin roof - rusted.
The Misheard: You're what? Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegnant!
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Real Lyric: Each classic case
The Misheard: Ich hasse Geld. (This is German and can be translated as "I hate money".)
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