The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
The Misheard: I dont like the birds, they only fly away
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Real Lyric: The cherub's not my son
The Misheard: The chair's not mine, hon
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Real Lyric: Riding high on love's true bluish light.
The Misheard: Riding high on lots of jewish lifes.
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Real Lyric: I kind of always knew I'd be your ex-girlfriend
The Misheard: How come you're always doin it with your ex-girlfriends?
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Real Lyric: we'll crucify the insenscere tonight
The Misheard: we'll crucify the incest here tonight
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Real Lyric: groove is in the heart
The Misheard: rulas in the hood
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Real Lyric: Mmm bop du bop ba du bop (and so on nonsense that makes no sense)
The Misheard: Mmmbop pop the top i do i dude i do i pop the top i do
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Pour some sugar on the bay
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Real Lyric: When I'm sixty-four...
The Misheard: When I'm six feet, four...
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Real Lyric: Hey now, your a rock star, get the show on, get paid
The Misheard: hey now your a hooker, get your blow on, get laid!
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