The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Won't see other fellas
The Misheard: Won't steal the fellas
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Real Lyric: I know what you’re thinking
The Misheard: I know you're sinking
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Real Lyric: Will I ever heal these painful scars?
The Misheard: Will I ever hear this painful scorch?
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Real Lyric: Your name is printed crystal clear on glass
The Misheard: Your name is printed crystal clear on Lars
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Real Lyric: It starts in my belly, Then up to my heart, Into my mouth, I can't keep it shut.
The Misheard: Stilts in my belly, Then up to my house, Into my mouse, I can't keep it shut.
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Real Lyric: If you're broken I will mend ya and keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on, now
The Misheard: If you're a broken arm ninja, I'll keep you sheltered from the storm that's raging on, now
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Real Lyric: Simmer down and pucker up
The Misheard: Simmer down and f*** her up
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Real Lyric: Just one look and I can hear a bell ring.
The Misheard: Just one look and I can hear about rain.
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Real Lyric: Be quick! Or be dead!
The Misheard: Quack quack! I'll be damned!
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Real Lyric: I've seen your daughter, man shes cute, I was scared but I wanted to.
The Misheard: I've seen the dark side on TV, I was scared but I wanted to.
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