The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Ja-ja-ja-jaded, baby, I'm afraid of you!"
The Misheard: "Ja-ja-ja-Janey, baby, I'm a skater dude!"
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Real Lyric: hey diddle diddle, put your kitty in the middle and swing like you didn't care.
The Misheard: hey dirty nipple, put your titty in the middle and swing them up in the air.
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Real Lyric: thank you frailty
The Misheard: thank you for algae
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Real Lyric: ...a little bit of mary all night long...
The Misheard: ...a little bit of marriage all not long...
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Real Lyric: "You can dance, You can dive"
The Misheard: "You can dance, You can jive"
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Real Lyric: Try to see it once my way... Everything Zen
The Misheard: Hit you once my wife... Everything Zen
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: You start your peried
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Real Lyric: train kept-a-rollin' ,all night long!
The Misheard: Strange Macaroni, all night long
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Real Lyric: feed the world do they know its christmas time?
The Misheard: free the whales do they know its christmas time?
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Real Lyric: We were both caught making love on the bathroom floor AND How could I forget that i had given her an extra key?
The Misheard: We were both stark naked hanging on the bathroom door AND How could I forget that I had given her a new turkey?
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