The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Jack Gelardi is ten feet tall
The Misheard: Jack Gelardi eats 10 fee tolls
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Real Lyric: Sentimental gentle wind Blowing through my life again Sentimental lady Gentle one
The Misheard: Sentimental little men fall into my life again. Sentimental lady, you're the one.
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Real Lyric: Oh big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away Oh, Oh big ol' jet airliner Cause it's here that I've got to stay
The Misheard: Oh, Big old Chad at the lighthouse Don't carry me too far away. Oh, oh big old Chad at the lighthouse. Cuz it's here that I want to stay.
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Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight And the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight
The Misheard: Suzie wore her dress-up pants Cra-a-rocking was out of the side.
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Real Lyric: Long nights crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
The Misheard: Long night crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy and my Ovaltine
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Real Lyric: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The Misheard: I like big bucks in a can of lard.
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Real Lyric: Quicker than a ray of light...
The Misheard: Slicker than a spray of s**te...
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna love ya like a black widow baby
The Misheard: I'm gonna love ya like a black little baby
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Real Lyric: You're shaking my confidence daily
The Misheard: You're shaking my coffee staaain
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Real Lyric: I'm a warrior
The Misheard: I'm a wire
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