The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: im surrounded by some kids at play
The Misheard: my sister always thought he said im surrounded by smokey the bear. i still can't figure out how that made since to her
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Real Lyric: Didn't have no mutual friends
The Misheard: Did she have unusual friends
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Real Lyric: I got.. Two Tickets to Paradise!
The Misheard: I got.. Two chickens To Paralyze!
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Real Lyric: You've got your big G's
The Misheard: You've got your big cheese
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Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And The Little Hurdy Gurdy gave my Anus Curly Wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deads Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirt Deeds Done With Sheep
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Real Lyric: I had some dreams. They were clouds in my coffee.
The Misheard: I had some dreams. They were grounds in my coffee..
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Real Lyric: He left the bloodstains on the carpet.
The Misheard: He left butt-stains on the carpet.
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Real Lyric: You're going to reap just what you sow
The Misheard: You're gone too real, just watch your soul.
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Real Lyric: And the ride... I say the ride is so smooth, U must be a limousine
The Misheard: And you got the rice... I say the rightest I've seeeen, U must be a love machine ('cause he previously says "love machine" earlier in the song)
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