The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The night we smoked them out.
The Misheard: The night we smoked that meow.
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Real Lyric: Oh, Lord. I'm stuck in old Lodi again.
The Misheard: I'll be the b***h she turns on, she'll be nine two, I get off, I'll be the lose bat she blows, and even with the lights out we'll grow
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Real Lyric: Carribean Queen, now we're sharing the same dream
The Misheard: Carribean Queen, now we'll shimmy up that tree
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Real Lyric: Cause living with me must have dawm near killed you
The Misheard: Cause many women must have dawmes and acuused you
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Real Lyric: I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag..
The Misheard: Im happy I'm feelin glad I got sideshot in the back..
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Real Lyric: "Come play my game I'll test you"
The Misheard: "Come play my name old jester"
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Real Lyric: "Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?"
The Misheard: "Blue Morning... Ooh, ohh, ooh, ooh!"
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Real Lyric: "They paved paradise to put up a parking lot"
The Misheard: "A paid pair of dice to put up a bargin like"
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Real Lyric: You cant touch this
The Misheard: Your cat f**ked this
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Real Lyric: You make me feel like a natural woman
The Misheard: You make me feel like a macaroni woman
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