The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We three-wheelin in the fo' with the gold D's
The Misheard: With three women in the fold with the goatees
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Real Lyric: I remember when rock was young
The Misheard: I remember when Iraq was young
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Real Lyric: Yeah, I may snap but I move fast
The Misheard: Yeah, I messed up and I move on
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Real Lyric: I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that.
The Misheard: I'm not the kind of girl whose ear's are just like tack.
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Real Lyric: No more falsehoods or derisions
The Misheard: Known across the Georgian River
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Revved up like a douche, Another runner in the night
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane
The Misheard: Gotta love them Starbucks lovers They'll tell you I'm insane
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Real Lyric: Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight, yeah
The Misheard: Get my Wheat Thins on and I'm fellin' hella cool tonight
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Real Lyric: She sends out an aroma of undefined love It drips on down in a mist from above
The Misheard: She sends out an aroma under my nut It drips on down in a mist from my butt
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Real Lyric: Sorry I'm not home right now i'm walking into spiderwebs so leave a message and I'll call you back
The Misheard: Sorry i'm not home right now I'm rocking in this spiderweb so leave a message and I'll call you bear
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