The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the caculater
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: I'm blue in Aberdeen i would die in Aberdeen i would die
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Real Lyric: I don't know why I came here tonight
The Misheard: I don't know why he carries a knife
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Real Lyric: Kinda like a cloud, I was up, way up in the sky I was feeling some feelings you wouldnt believe Just then I saw a tiny little dot, it was just about as far as the eye could see
The Misheard: Kinda like a clown, I was up, way up in the sky I was feeling some feelings you wouldnt believe Just then I saw a tiny little duck,it was just about to fall asleep
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Real Lyric: To all your friends, you're delirious
The Misheard: Do I have friends? You're delirious!
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Real Lyric: Take these broken wings learn to fly again learn to live so free
The Misheard: ...learn to live salt free
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Real Lyric: I wanna state for the record..
The Misheard: I wanna staple the vicar...
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Real Lyric: Stand still laddie!
The Misheard: Hans! Kill Waters!
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Real Lyric: We've got to hold on to what we've got Doesn't make a difference if make it or not We've got eachother, and that's a lot For love- we'll give it a shot. Oh, we're half way there Oh-oh, we're livin on a prayer Take my hand, And we'll make it I swear Livin on a prayer
The Misheard: We've got to hold on to what we've got Doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not We've got Echada, and that's a lot For love, we'll give in a shot Oh, we're half a pear Oh-oh, living on bread Take my head and we'll make a nice sweater Livi
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Can't go down with the lights on
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