The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
The Misheard: Nipple wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
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Real Lyric: A sunbeam, a sunbeam, Jesus wants me for a sunbeam... I'll be a sunbeam for Him.
The Misheard: A zombie, a zombie, Jesus wants me for a zombie... I'll be a zombie for Him.
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Real Lyric: I was born under a bad sign, left out in the cold.
The Misheard: I was born under a bus sign, left out in the cold.
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Real Lyric: That shares our fate
The Misheard: The chairs are pink
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Real Lyric: Heartless-Heartless! Never out of control Heartless-Heartless! Sin in the name of rock and roll Heartless-Heartless! He thinks it's so cool to be cold Never realize the way love dies when you crucify it's soul
The Misheard: Hot Mess Hot Mess! Never out of control Hot Mess Hot Mess! Sin in the name of rock and roll ! Hot Mess Hot Mess thinks it's so cool to be cold Never realize the way love dies when you crucify it's soul
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Real Lyric: Everyone had matching towels
The Misheard: Everyone had magic towels
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Real Lyric: And I can ride with my baby
The Misheard: And I get robbed with my baby
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Real Lyric: L.A. woman, L.A. woman, L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon
The Misheard: Idiot woman, idiot woman, idiot woman, in the afternoon
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Real Lyric: The only family that she's ever had Is her seven horny brothers and a drunk-ass dad
The Misheard: The only family that she's ever had Is the seven HUNDRED brothers and a drunk-ass dad
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Real Lyric: I understand about indecision but I don't care if I get behind.
The Misheard: I undersand about indecision but I don't care about F.B.I.
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