The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I will sail my vessel
The Misheard: I will sell my investment
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Real Lyric: I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line Cute face, slim waist, with a big behind
The Misheard: I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line cute face, slim waist, with big brown eyes
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Real Lyric: come on, be my baby, come on
The Misheard: come on, be my baby puma
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Real Lyric: Body like a back road Drivin' with my eyes closed
The Misheard: Body like a back road Drivin' with my *** hole
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Real Lyric: Nothing you can make that can't be made No one you can save that can't be saved
The Misheard: No way you can make the country mate No one you can say the country saved
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Real Lyric: Well my heart went boom when I crossed that room And I held her hand in mine!
The Misheard: Well my heart went boom when I crossed that room And I held her hand in Hawaii... Whee!
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Real Lyric: Keep me searching for a heart of gold
The Misheard: Keep me searching for a carnivore
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plough
The Misheard: Your cat locked me in your penthouse, (before) going back to my flat
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Real Lyric: I see the bad moon arising, I see trouble on the way
The Misheard: I see a bear on my horizon, I see trouble on the way
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds... Thunder Chief
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