The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: you what?? tin roof rusted..
The Misheard: You what?? Hennnrryy..Busted!!
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I share this lonely view
The Misheard: With the birds I shake this long-necked goose
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Real Lyric: Wont you be my forever woman? I will be your forever man.
The Misheard: Wont you be my four-letter woman? I will be your four-letter man
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Real Lyric: i can make you mine. taste your lips of wine.
The Misheard: i can make you mine with a little bit of wine.
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Real Lyric: Away in a Manger no crib for a bed
The Misheard: Away in a manger no crisp for a bed
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Nothing but penis in my pocket
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
The Misheard: Fleas, Fleas, Traveling Fleas
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Real Lyric: ... ain't got no soul
The Misheard: Eskimo p***y sure is cold.
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Real Lyric: i bless the rains down in africa
The Misheard: i clean the drains down in africa
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but she stinks like my feet
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