The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't fight that good s**t in your ear Now let me blow ya mind
The Misheard: Don't butt that gloot in your ear Now let me blow ya mind
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Real Lyric: Death in the shape of a panzer battalion; Cannot outrun our panzer battalion
The Misheard: Death in the shape of a handsome Italian; Cannot outrun our handsome Italian
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Real Lyric: From the depths of Hell in silence
The Misheard: From the depths of Ellis Island
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Real Lyric: And don't it make you sad about it
The Misheard: To all the n***** scared about it.
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Real Lyric: You can run into my arms, It's okay, don't be alarmed, Come here to me
The Misheard: You can run into my arse, It's okay, don't be alarmed, Come into me
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Real Lyric: like a black widow baby
The Misheard: like a black little baby
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Real Lyric: And I'll change you like a phoenix
The Misheard: And I'll change you like a penis!
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna keep you like an oath
The Misheard: I'm gonna kick you like an oaf
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Real Lyric: The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
The Misheard: My teacher's so bright, I gotta wear shades
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Real Lyric: Mental wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
The Misheard: Nipple wounds not healing Life's a bitter shame I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
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