The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I need a shot of gasoline I hittin' one sixteen I get so hot I see steam
The Misheard: I need a shot of gasoline I'm in Room 16 I get so hot at sixteen
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Real Lyric: Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
The Misheard: I can see the reptile eyes heading for Spain
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Real Lyric: Behind an eminence front
The Misheard: Its an M&M Lunch
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never leave your pizza burning
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Real Lyric: f*** me, I'm all out of enemies Spit it out All you want to do is drag me down All I want to do is stamp you out.
The Misheard: f*** Me, I'm all out of bitter beans spit it out all you wanna do is stare me down all I wanna do is stampede out
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Real Lyric: There's a room in a hotel in New York City That shares our fate and deserves our pity
The Misheard: There's a room in a hotel in New York City The chairs are fake and deserve our pity
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me.
The Misheard: Bald headed woman, bald headed woman for me.
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Real Lyric: Dime sack hidden in my beat up chucks
The Misheard: Got a fat kitten in my beat up trucks
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Real Lyric: You're a very sexy girl That's very hard to please
The Misheard: And you're a married sexy girl. it's very hard to believe
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Real Lyric: There's not a soul out there, No one to hear my prayer...
The Misheard: There's not a soul out there, No-one to feel my breasts...
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