The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots and a mohair suit.
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs and one that moves.
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin
The Misheard: Like a birdy
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Real Lyric: Whisper words of wisdom
The Misheard: Wistful words of wisdom
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Real Lyric: Hope of deliverance
The Misheard: Halt my deliveries
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night i dreamt of some bacon
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, choke me sire.
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Real Lyric: Don't be afraid of the guy in shades, oh no
The Misheard: Don't masquerade with the guy in shame oh no.
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Real Lyric: The Beautiful People, the Beautiful People...
The Misheard: The Beautiful Meatball, the Beautiful Meatball..
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Real Lyric: "But how much, baby, do we really need?"
The Misheard: "But how much paper do we really need?"
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They paved paradise and put up a pumpkin light
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